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February 2010 Archive
Have A Baby? Would You Pass An Egg Through Your Penis?
The World Doesn't Need Another Writer And Won't Miss You If You Aren't Successful
The Thing I Miss Most Are Your Strange Little Dances
Litter Blows Into The Tidiest Of Gardens
You Belong Below Me
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow
You're Too Pretty To Cry & You Deserve Much Better Than Him
Not To Be So Deferential
Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts
Opportunity Enthusiasm Chemistry = 'Love'
The Cure For Boredom Is Curiosity. There Is No Cure For Curiosity.
I'm Your Fan
God Placed Each One Of Those Freckles On You One By One 'Cause He Needed More Time To Look At His Beautiful Creation
Real Men Don't Cry, It Ruins Their Make-Up
N* W***** I*'* C***** H*** S***** E*
People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel
Throughout Life You Can Count Your True Friends On One Hand
Profanity Is That Form Of Speech Which Gives The Inarticulate Man The Illusion Of Eloquence
Well, I Guess That We'll Have To Get Used To It...
We'd Have Ugly Kids
All Young People Should Be Root Marched In The Country
God That Gets Annoying When You Ask That
You Can Never Run Faster Than Your Bum!!
I Love You But I'm Not In Love With You
If There Is A Solution Why Worry About It. If Theres No Solution There's Nothing You Can Do But Your Best
I Need Vaginal Cream
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